i love cock

If united and Dublin win tomorrow....ooh I think i'd cry #perfectweekend

Gays

I'm gay

I'm a raging gay

If you've never had Taylor Swift and Zac Efron serenade you, I'd highly recommend it. say.ly/ehy1syB

I'm a big gay bender @ chris o'dowd

Mullan or Bella how does this thing work? Tweet

Hope u got to japan safely Luke

Luke you should just leave your skype on all the time. It will be like a cool free house phone made by apple.

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Small dick

Fuck Mark Hoppus

It took me a while to word that properly, but I think I came out ok.

I also saw a guy today with a really small penis. I looked at it about 3 times. It looked like the sack just had (cont) http://tl.gd/6e0rva

I have a feeling Tom Hardy is going to be taking a few packets of delicious steroids to get this look right http://yfrog.com/h7bs0kj

@nieliscowan Luke Luke Mullan I don't lads but I'm liking the cock these days

Everyone still has time to wish me a happy birthday before I begin to hate fuck you, I prefer text messages (087) 6933076. Do it now!!!

I'm just in work sniffing my fingers thinking about Luke fingers, good god I love soup.

My sperm are wriggling like crazy today!