This past weekend marks 6 years since Sue and I tied the knot. The day she took Fork’s ladies’ man off the market.

Sue was sneaky and made me an appointment for a physical tomorrow. I have a PT test with all the officers next week, which is hard enough, but you don’t want to know what a doctor checks on a man my age.

Happy 4th of July. 🇺🇸 Please be safe while celebrating. I’d rather be eating burgers than showing up at your house because some yahoo has set himself on fire.

Not only do I get a call at the very end of my shift, but it turns out to be one of the kids from the reservation. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this Claire Young girl before, but she looks terrified.

Now I’m calling Quil Ateara? I have no idea how he knows Claire Young, but I’ve heard of him. I believe the boy was trying to win a contest for most speeding tickets at one point.

Things have been quiet around Forks lately. I’m not complaining, it’s just strange. This may be a small town, but there are a lot of weirdos.

Hanging out in Seattle this weekend, but still had time to watch @cherishdanae’s latest video on YouTube. She likes Twilight so you should follow her. ;) Let’s see who retweets this..

I’m very sad and angry to inform you guys that my sweet Claire Young’s account has been hacked by someone pretending to be the owner. 😑 She’s been with me for 10 years, so you can imagine how pissed everyone is. #RETWEET

That was a close game at the end. I’m glad the Eagles won, but I’m not happy that I lost money to Billy Black. I assumed Brady would have it again. You know what they say about when you ‘assume.’ I do feel like an ass right now.

I shouldn’t have told the guys at the station things have been too quiet around here. Sure enough, the weather blew in some crazy drivers and accidents this week. Thankfully no one has been hurt in town.

I suppose I will never understand reality shows. I don’t know why anyone would want to watch other people deal with their crazy problems when we all have enough stress just worrying about ourselves.

I’m happy just to have a beer and watch Law and Order. At least the crazies get locked up on that show. Plus it makes my job look like a piece of cake.