Great question!

Suspect I am not going to get through Masterchef without ‘something in my eye’ #MasterChefUK

Sad news, played at New Gramps from 2001-05, he was a great man and such a nice person. RIP.

Absolute genius.

Have just booked a squash court for Sat, will be first time on court for nearly 8 months. Bring it on! #squash #physio

The definition of a bad start to the week - when you have no internet at home or in the office. #sendhelp

Good to see an Eng batsman leading from the front overseas. #Vince #BBL

Think teachers might have a riot on their hands when year 2 pupils learn that 6 hrs of tv per day is not part of the curriculum. #schoolsreopeninguk

Back on the Lensbury squash courts in 3h for the first time in over a year. Might need a warm up. #hamstrings #squash #lensbury

Have successfully removed a child’s car seat in under a minute. Difficult to improve on that on a Mon morning. #winning

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Does Virat Kohli play keyboards for Bastille? #TeamGBHomecoming

Help me raise £10000 to help Alex Couch, an incredibly fit 56 year old squash pro, who has had his life devastated by a major stroke, that has paralysed him.. Please #donate on @justgiving and RT. Thanks! justgiving.com/crowdfunding/a…

Pulled a muscle playing squash last night. Not had injury for ages, been warming up carefully too. Possibly linked to having Covid last week? Anyone else injured soon after Covid? #physio #covid #squash

🏆 The 2022 Squash Championships 🏆 Well done to all 4 finalists and of course a huge congratulations to Charlie McCall on being crowned this year's champion! We will be back next year.

On top of my career, There appears a mighty cherry, There, in the line-up, Pam Ayres Glastonbury Festival

After a great holiday in Gran Canaria, hotel room safe stops working with 30 mins til taxi to airport. Man with drill struggling to get in. Only passports and other important bits in there!

Was hoping to fly from LGW to Newquay for a golf weekend next month, as flying was quickest option last year. But @EasternAirways only allow 1/2 a set of golf clubs per person in hold. What use is that ever going to be?!!! #trevose #golf

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Winners are grinners as OWs take down Millfield in Londonderry Cup final. Winchester last won it in 1938. Here’s me and some children. 🍾