LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!

That was incredible. One down. One to go. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

But she totally waited until now. Yall are so gullibly stupid.

ALL THE GOALS!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Wouldn’t want it any other way. 🇺🇸

“We have an idea what to do with it.” - GenX

Imagine typing this in all seriousness.

For you Johnny. ❤️🇺🇸

You can’t hate these people enough.

My favorite part of yesterday was when Canada Hockey Twitter ran face first into College Football Twitter.

Pre-game Analysis: Judging by the early traffic/arriving crowd, hope is in the air.

Halftime Analysis:

I don’t know what’s worse. The tiny names on the back of their jerseys or “The Lou” on the front.

Game Analysis: For the first time in a long time. Dayton basketball was fun!!

Scrubs Analysis: Good: Still funny with a touch of sap and nostalgia. Bad: Tease us with Dr. Cox and then take him away. And no Janitor. Overall: Good enough to keep watching.

Nobody messes with the matriarch of ESPN.

Halftime Analysis: Those little dots next to the score are available timeouts. After 3 or 4 straight turnovers, one might be inclined to use one.

Game Analysis: Making that free throw is insanely stupid but a win is a win despite the moronic strategy. Go Flyers!

Anyone know what’s going on on Irving?

The Partners crowd looks like the Oregon District threw up on it. Sad.