A special post for everyone who might think they missed me... 😂

It's looking through a window as the world rushes by

I'm with Archimedes

I only want to post this now because nobody cares anymore 😉

Eyes safe

I'm still alive, just mostly dead

Happy Friday ♥️

My Charlie thinks this way... Well... Besides treats!

I feel like paper on a rain planet. Hi.

He just got groomed so we can see his face 😂

Happy Friday peeps

Nah, I hate milk...

I still love the bean water

You deserve a fashion meme. Click for the full experience 😉

My political affiliation is interdimensional chaotic apocalypse. No, I don't care what yours is.

At least Boris is happy

I don't know what holiday is next, just seems appropriate. Calendars vex me.

I keep saying this to myself

I think some of y'all forgot that I'm mean and I won't put up with your dumbassery.

Now you know... again.

I'm so glad I don't give a flying jazzband frog about tiktok. bye.