What’s good in Cincinnati?

Kentucky buds: logging back in briefly to tell y’all I’ll be in Cinci/NKY/Louisville next week selling wine. Text me for more info.

I’m going to take this tiny opportunity to be the one who leaves first this time. IG name is the same but might leave there too. Take care of y’all’s selves and look out for those around you. I’ll be building my boat in Zihuatanejo if you need to find me.

I DO NOT CONSENT TO TWITTER USING MY TWEETS WITHOUT PERMISSION. THEY ARE TO BE DELETED, ASHAMED OF, AND HIDDEN DEEP DOWN IN A DARK PLACE.

I’ve been on Twitter for almost as long as I’ve been drinking wine.

Should I go see The Menu or She said tonight?

Fees like that scene in Almost Famous when the plane is going down.

Where am I going to put jokes of questionable taste if not in my Twitter Drafts?

I guess now is the time to tell all y’all that if this thing goes down, make sure to follow my OnlyFans.

Cuhzz Lightyear

Where do y’all go to stay connected to unbiased news?

If anyone needs tickets to Saturday’s ambré show in San Francisco, I just found out I’m not going to be able to go. Face Value. Heartbroken I can’t go, but want someone else to get the chance.

my latest (and biggest yet) for the The Guardian! in which i finally get to make use of my unwitting expertise on toxic relationships.

on russ, the lakers, and when it’s time to move on: theguardian.com/sport/2022/nov…

Bruh. Did y'all know bears DON'T HAVE collarbones and can fit through your DOGGY DOOR?

Because I didn't.

The accuracy 😵

You can tell which accounts are giving off big Twitter Blue energy.