I'm making an assumption solely based on the voice on the phone. Little old white woman went a solid 60 years, getting everything they wanted aside from keeping segregation. Now, when I, not the owner or authority of an establishment, tell them no, they just can't believe it.

I told my mom she's chuckle funny. Later she said something and I said chuckle, chuckle. Now it's hilarious! I'm really here to make things better. Anyway feel free to chuckle chuckle people.

Oh yeah, I recorded my first comedy album "I love you, I hope I don't die". It'll be out hopefully next month.

What if we all just go to LinkedIn. No one will see it coming.

I gave my card to a dude and realized it has IG and TW on it. Now everybody will know I got these cards done over a year ago. Also, don't know dude's situation but if he's single single I hope to hear from him if not I only hope he gets my album when it comes out.

I really enjoyed Survival of the Thickest. The cast felt so comfy. Please give these writers and actors what they deserve so I can be entertained and inspired more and more. Dammit I'm turning 40, this is the gift I want.

I was just thinking, if I ever meet fellow twitterer Blayr 🌻 in real life, it will be a very weird day. How will I respond, just pull up gifs in response to every sentence? A conversation just about the years of writing not writing tweets?

We had mostly white with a token black young missionaries from Florida come weed our yard today. Felt like reverse history except they asked to do it and could stop when they felt like it.

Why do people (I am person) squint our eyes to hear better?

This Mitch Mc situation is wild. They were doing the quick math and did not want to pay the copay and ambulance bill either? They were like, let's wait and see if it's just a cramp.

Every day I think about making a dentist appointment at around 5pm. Smh!

In college one of our "star" basketball players (Christian college star) went into cardiac arrest and was red shirt for a year. This is 20+years before covid vaccines. Maybe people are having bad consequences to vaccines but also maybe shit happens. I mean ish happens.

I didn't even watch it but when I lived in TN I'd be anxious if I had to follow one of these trucks. Nooooo.

I keep trying to get rid of Hulu but now Only Murderers is coming back.

Y'all I don't know what I'm doing but I think I put my album up for presale. Because I'm nervously figuring it out I thought I'd share with you first. You're welcome. cecilyalexandria.bandcamp.com/album/i-love-y…

In another life I'd be an audiologist specializing in ear canal debris removal living in Milwaukee. A thought I'm having!

Again. I don't know what I'm doing but my album is out so there's that. cecilyalexandria.com/comedy-album

I think Cleveland Airport is the dirtiest airport I've ever been in from door to gate.

Here's your weekly post to tell you I have an album out for purchase and here's the link. Am I doing this right? cecilyalexandria.bandcamp.com/album/i-love-y…

I used to unfollow people who hadn't posted in a long time because they were wasting my follows and not committed to the social of the media. Now I'm one of "them". I get it now. Oh well.