This special is very good!

Adam is the best go laugh at him

Been in Houston all of three hours, and I've already had delicious bbq and been disarmed by the warm smile of a police officer. Who knows what the rest of the night has in store for me. Let us find out together The Secret Group tonight at 8 p.m. events.humanitix.com/adam-clayton-h…

One week until The Grawlix Saves the World, The Bug Theatre! Get your tickets now! thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix0824

Flew in shorts, not pants, for the first time since I was a child, and, friends, the seal hath been broken.

Lots of fun going on on my YouTube page. Hop on it! youtube.com/@AdamCaytonHol…

My new comedy special "Wallpaper" is streaming on Hulu and I can't watch it because I'm using my brother-in-law's login, and he needs to resubscribe. But if your brother-in-law is current, give it a watch! Take a pic and tag me and I'll RT it. Or RX it. Or whatever.

Can't wait to come to SPORTS DRINK in New Orleans, October 4-5! The below quoted tweet is so accurate it's chilling.

I haven't installed an update since 2007.

The 50-84 Colorado Rockies are playing the 48-85 Florida Marlins and at this point I think MLB can just admit 1993 was a mistake,

If you can’t see Adam in person this is the next best thing! Watch it now on #hulu 📺

Subjects for new jokes this month include Walgreens, democracy, the sun, parent orientation, and new careers. FUCK I'm prolific. Come see for yourself, tomorrow at the WORLD FAMOUS The Bug Theatre.

I'm out here. Substacking. Join me. September edish just dropped. substack.com/home/post/p-14…

Great read. Writing about the city now makes me nostalgic for the city I once knew. Adam nails what made Denver special, but also how we have a chance to show younger people that. I forget that sometimes. Forget that I came out here chasing my On The Road dream. Check it out. 👇

The NBA is perfect because in the offseason all the players just go on podcasts and talk shit.

How do we get MJ Lenderman to write a song about Nikola Jokic?

Behold: the High Plains Comedy Festival schedule is live, and individual shows tickets are on sale! Get your tix now because these all tend to sell out. Hop on it! highplainscomedyfestival.com/shows

My aunt Gromit finally achieved her dream of going to space camp! She couldn’t go as a kid because she was in a facility for drowning her friend but she just graduated and the way the kids cheered her on was inspiring! 🥹