Very disappointed to report that I will not be medically cleared to perform next week. Should be ready for DEF*MAX, though.

#Savage x.com/PerfectionEW/s…

Never really use this for #OOC stuff, but shout-outs to Chris King. DEF's micros are fantastic & a key part of our identity. Much respect.

Ever want to know what two chihuahuas arguing over who's got the bigger manhood sounds like? Here ya go... x.com/autotunemypeni…

If you have to tell people that you are the best in your chosen field, your are almost certainly not the best in your field. Life advice.

Works for promotions as well as wrestlers. Let your work speak for itself. Stop being insecure.

In Orlando watching Dad (@SKCMurray) fight a really weird man named Jessica. What a time to be alive.

#SquidGoals

With all due respect... who - or *what* - are you? x.com/Chris_Boss_Ros…

Guys, I'm being stalked by a dog who thinks he's human. Please help. x.com/Chris_Boss_Ros…

Correction: I am being stalked a by drunk dog. What does this even mean? x.com/Chris_Boss_Ros…

I don't know where these silly rumours come from, but I won't be returning to WrestleUTA. Loved my time there, but I'm a proud DEFIANT now.

Jesus, guys, what kind of ungodly horror have I just logged-in to?! LT CalicoRose @skcmurray (not tagging doggy)

Twitter today...

youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e9…

Tweet of the year. x.com/PerfectionEW/s…

Oi LT, can I borrow some #NinjaStarzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz? It appears I have an eff-boy problem.

*whistles innocently* x.com/WrestleUTA/sta…

This is a Tweet.

Is this still a thing?