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Its the “Over nuked your noodles and stabbed yourself with a spring” type of Monday.

All it takes is a woman holding lettuce to cause traffic jams…

Pickle Ball was created by the government to install fear and self hatred into unsuspecting tennis lovers!

You don’t go to wafflehouse for the food, you go for the experience of watching the employees panic while taking orders at rapid speed and managing to never burn your meal despite manning several different positions at once.

I have an overwhelming urge to fight a buck in the middle of a forest at night. Like its a fair fight and if he wins i’ll leave his forest for good, but if I win I get to throw a saddle on him and travel to Japan for the sole reason of just weirding them out for a change.

clips.twitch.tv/RoundFrailSqui… @JoshGreenWav Outlast with Josh

The best controversies are the ones that only offend a select group of people.

Everyone needs to know the correct use of the bathroom fan. It’s not for using when you have stuff to purge from your system. It’s meant for the times you can’t go but don’t want others to know that you can’t because of your shy bladder.

youtube.com/shorts/nOYYCy9…

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Double stuffed oreos suck.

I have trust issues

My potatoes don’t sizzle sizzle. They burn.

I had a dream, in said dream I was to open a box of cereal but instead all that I poured out was wet tuna. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????

I got bored so now I’m verified.