New York before the Islamic Revolution

anyone who finds vanilla ice cream “too bland” is a porn addict

Do lower-class people really have a TV in their room, this seems insane to me

New test for foids just dropped: is she so light she can hang from a kitchen cupboard door by her underwear?

imagine being a Spanish Conquistador falling in love with her, you have sex and she contracts influenza and fuсkіng dies. you kіІІеd her with your fuсk . . . . the perfect love story . . . . unity of love and death . . . . Bataillian

always get drunk on week days so you can be hungover at the office instead of your house on a beautiful sunday morning

God wants you to hire an au pair with an extra chromosome.

She’s definitely cheating on him

卐

rape

sweaty foid

I love Bush!

Something very cool and comforting about dying at 27

would commit unspeakable acts of violence for this

“Just go talk to her” “No.”

I was promised this by God six million years ago

Craving Chinese slop

Thank you, Chairman Mao!