Not sure what this predicts but Quebec’s groundhog Fred la Marmotte has died. It was somewhat of a surprise - they had a whole event leading up to his prediction only for his death to be announced.

I would like to make some secret money but I have weird alien feet

Now hear me out...

If I ever get arrested my best friend’s parents are the only people I’ll be able to contact.

I’m going to make a tinder app but it’s for matching people with a compatible tattoo artist in their area. I will use “skin deep” puns

I really need to figure out what I’m going to do when I grow up 😵‍💫

These mid-week Mondays are hard 🥴 Bah! Hope everyone has a gooder though 🤍✌️

I’m an adult and can admit I don’t really like sharing. Anything. But I will if I like you. 🤍

Freshly bathed chickens 😂 my son also sent me a video of when he was blow drying them, most kids like giving chickens a bath right?

Via T I M E S C A N N E R

I only thought of one man when I read this post. #secretdetractor

Reaching out to all my Twitterverse friends who know of any open remote Technical Writing, Proofreading, Copy Editing, QA positions. Being amongst 1000s that have been laid off (me since late December), despite proactively applying, the competition is fierce. 🥴 Thank you! 🙏

Hi Twitter people 🤍 Haven’t stopped by in a while so I hope everyone is doing ok over here ✌️

Took my kid to the library today to escape the noise of our roof getting redone. The library roof was also getting redone 🫠 But now we have spooky books!

Openly wept being this close to it 🤍

this is the cutest video ever

I’m currently living in that horrible space where I doubting for sure if I bought parsley or cilantro and I dont even want to check yet. I just can’t handle the disappointment if it’s cilantro.

EPS are immediately requesting that all pedestrians and motorists stay away from West Edmonton Mall and the immediate area as police respond to multiple reports of a shooting. There are concerns for public safety and the Mall is currently on lockdown.

Peacefully ascending