I think everyone should come to the realization that Lottie is more than likely just a shill/grifter. I don’t believe most of her story if any of it to be honest.

McDonald’s is now trad

All the men in my life have basically become zip fizz salesmen please help

No, Nate, it’s because they’re coming here illegally, doing illegal stuff, not assimilating, and then calling us racist.

He is wrong. That’s how.

The Mac and cheese stance

If you take my tweets seriously a laser from space vaporizes you instantly so please be careful

What about a racist Haitian immigrant trump supporter

They’re just me and Max except with more hair

Often when I was pregnant I wouldn’t be able to get comfortable with max in the bed but he knew I hated sleeping alone so he would sleep on the floor by the bed rather than going to the couch.

If you do this to me I’m going to start throwing produce at you

They’re trying to figure me out lol

I am DYING over this “what did they mean by this”

Someone at mass said he thought I was my mom???? I’ve never been more confused in my entire life.

I can’t wait til they see my location

Me unironically