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Fell asleep really early so now it’s 1:30 and I’m just. Awake.

Super.

Your husband should have time to celebrate his own mother on Mother’s Day.

I miss rc 😔

Please pray for my family back home that they’re kept safe from tornadoes.

A waste of a dead cow.

Uh oh men are going to discuss postpartum rage again yay!!!

Do Morris Bart and Gordon McKernan have beef though

I feel like everyone should know that Max was true to Tolkien by talking about the TLM to basically everyone that came up to him.

Nothing like the whiplash of seeing something, going “well that’s the dumbest tweet I’ve ever seen” and realizing it’s a mutual.

Did some vague scrolling and what I’m getting is we should not practice NFP at the end of the pew

Just saw a billboard for pickleball courts saying to “DINK responsibly”. This country is not going to make it

A bear wouldn’t have done this

Being right on time is being late in my brain.

We’re getting to the wedding 5 minutes before it starts and I feel like I’m gonna die.

That isn’t a hat that’s just how his head looks :/

I know skin cancer is bad but sometimes I can’t resist just baking myself in the sun.

Oh no. May he rest in peace

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This app is way more enjoyable when you block/mute Protestants on sight.