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Losses today: a tooth Gains today: A longlisting for one #flash and an acceptance for another. My smile is gap-toothed!

It's a good one, writerly folk. Take a look.

Only 10 places left for our pop-up Berlin Salon on 27 March. Join 50 writers coming together to connect, read, listen, talk and have fun. Book soon if you don't want to miss out. eventbrite.co.uk/e/berlin-liter…

The cat's whiskers

There's a little story from me today on Paragraph Planet

In case you missed this earlier...

Made a cake... will it be any good....? (It's in the oven.)

📢 ICYMI 📢 We are so excited to share that the first guest speaker for our Annual Salon in Brussels is the incomparable @[email protected] Kit a brilliant writer who embodies our values of supporting writers, building inclusive community and having fun along the way✨

Just gave up on a novel that wasn't doing it for me at all... turning to Hilary Mantel for a mental cleanse!

See my book on there, folks? Coming out in March - pre-order now.

These have arrived! - the finished, hardback copies of a little book I've written about the joyfully unpredictable experience of producing Father Ted. Publication is Feb 20th but I'd like to give away two copies early - RT by Saturday 6pm and my dog Watson will pick the winners.

Issue 25 Gooseberry Pie Lit **OpenForSubmissions** is out today with some awesome stories gooseberry-pie.com/issue-25/

Up in the sunshine today. At home everyone was in the mist and murk!

I thought last Monday was #BlueMonday! Heck.

Sorry, this is it. I'm off this platform. I will not be associated with a Nazi. I'm leaving today.