Tracking number isn’t enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

I really crazy for this sofa

Lord Please Take This Gas Out My Stomach And Put It In My Car😔

It's done.

I made gloop.

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me and not the camera version.

imagine BeReal on 9/11

A story about crisps in 4 parts

“bro stop, I don’t wanna play” my dog:

I doodled my house

bro how tf do you block team snapchat

Back in the bubble

when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone lol

y’all ever wake up from a dream & be impressed??! like damn, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing 😭😭