BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

Your dealer's number please.

Every time I do my performance self-evaluation, my boss disagrees with my ratings and bumps them up higher lol. I guess he think I don’t give myself enough credit

Eric made a song about it, wanna hear it? Here it goes 🤣

Please don’t do this. They already breaking my heart with the Prince thing. I don’t need this.

Cuz I was surely thinking about r***** d*** when I was holding that squat the other day

Do yo thang, big Hill

This is a crazy video to have at the ready 😭

Even his debut album.

Johnny Knoxville was a good choice to host the new Fear Factor. He be tickling me lol

Need that

This Joey Chestnut’s receipt?

Yes, refund me so I can give it right back to you

You saying this like the likes of Prince and Stevie didn’t do this WHILE doing the others lmao

Kim Dotcom Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You

I think it's time.. March 13th.

The president of the United States punched a 13 year old child in the face because she bit his penis while she was being forced to perform oral sex on him. Donald Trump said to her: “Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be." After the little girl bit him with her

The little steps between kicks 🥹

Dookie Donnie’s war 😭

I, too, think it’s time