The craziest part about this is journos thinking that even a single voter anywhere gives a damn about what VP word salad says.

More casualties than yards traveled.

When I was a kid if we hadn’t been to town in a while but needed to send a letter, we would just tape a quarter to the envelope and let the mail carrier handle the business.

This seemed normal at the time but a little crazy now. Anyone else do this?

It’s because when it’s time to vote you’ve always left the building. #NE02

I truly don’t think I could stomach allowing the government to pay off my student loans out of sheer principle. Paying your bills and debts is an absolute cornerstone of character.

If you’re into this kind of weirdness check out drawstraws.film “Low, Simitian tie to make November ballot in congressional race” mercurynews.com/2024/04/03/ive…

If your'e into this kind of stuff check out drawstraws.film

It’s National Transgender Visibility Day! A perfect time to celebrate a chicken who identifies as a rabbit.

PSA the chicken al pastor at Chipotle is incredible. That's it, that's the tweet.

Trump out here playing 4D chess! Right fellas?

Leading off the TV category for the Campaigns & Elections Reed awards was my favorite ad of 2023 by far. They asked for a street fight and the Delbert Hosemann team gave them more than they could handle. 🔥 💥 🥊

Axaxa!! #ndgov

This particular ride was shorter than expected but the next 2 years are gonna be lit.

And the fun begins in #NC13

I'm running for Governor to lower taxes, grow our economy, defend our way of life, and always shoot you straight.