Old man yells at clouds, news at 11. Shit changes, you don't gotta like it, you don't even have to get used to it. But stop bitchin about it if you're unwilling to do either of the other things.

Curse enjoying junk food more than running.

It's breakfast time and Steve is not happy.

I win again, sorry about your ol' bird, ol mate. She's fiesty, ain't she?

Oh yeah? Take your fine, I've got fuck you money now, mostly from bein' your champion for times. Don't forget who held up the company. It was always mine. Cause I noticed your new champ ain't said shit. I accept your wargames, and I want MY belt back when we're done.

I’m read to announce Black Label Pro Wrestling’s first pick for War Games against FCW Helena (Cheap & Tawdry Hepburn) herself. The The Gold Standard of our company. The Golden Standard of our sport. An obvious choice

Blank and I were handing out envelopes of money to some people down at a shelter the other week. They must pay them a lot in endorsement money because boy we were handing stuff out for hours. They called it “redistribution of wealth.” Kinda like Robin Hood. Oh…

Second verse, same as the first Sing the abduction song

Never been one to feel like I need a get back before. But after that last fumble I’m in the mood to snuff this Little Miss Sunshine’s bleeding lights out.

We’re still hiring! (All currently listed applications are hired. I’ll need to post a few others or get them to soon) (If you see this and are on the roster (Z1 summit participants I’m looking at you) and you haven’t, please drop your bios as well) zenithfed.proboards.com/board/3/applic…

Killer show and I bet it could be even more rad if you were there, huh? Let’s find out. Don’t be scared. Embrace Elevation. zenithfed.proboards.com/board/3/applic…

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFECKERS!

Look, I'm fine with the revolutionary French, the other French know what they did.

Oh, huh, that's certainly interestin', innit?

You're not takin' this from me. But I'm not goin' to hold the attempt against you.

Hmm, to commit shenanigans today or not?