Raising them? Not so much

Adam McKay ended a lifelong friendship with Will Ferrel for this lmaooo

I have searched far and wide for a place more racist than Serbia, and I have finally found it

Beer has gone woke!!!

BREAKING: In a huge blow to the rule of law, the US Supreme Court today let stand Chevron's prosecution and 3-year detention of me after helping Indigenous peoples win the historic Amazon pollution case.

Gorsuch dissented: 'Our Constitution does not tolerate what happened here.'

Ohio right now

That's a giant cloud of polyvinyl chloride and a ton of other bad chemicals

The local police blew it up like a beached whale, now megatoxins are Chernobyling Ohio and there's a news blackout and the police are beating reporters and camera people and dragging em

Palestinians may be banned from flying their flag under an apartheid government, but we can still proudly do it at my office. I’m proud to be a Palestinian American and I want the Palestinian people to know that not all Americans support apartheid. No one can erase our existence.

A Polycule the size of the state of Rhode Island has been spotted in the Pacific Ocean.

Breaking: Chinese President Xi Jinping says his country 'firmly supports the establishment of a fully sovereign Palestinian state with East Jerusalem as its capital'.

ME ON A DATE: hello. I sleep 12 hours a day and need 2 coffees and a zoloft in order to buy toilet paper. Do you want to hang out for the next 50 years

The verified brand situation is getting out of control. Quick thread of twitter blue brands, and brands who might be pissed off at Elon right about now.

before the invention of apps like doordash and instacart 62% of people with adhd died before age 23 due to starvation

Donnie Brasco looking at Beach House under a microscope: “ It’s shoegazi”

noah kulwin I genuinely think that banning Andrew yang from Twitter would benefit both Andrew yang and the public.

As ecosystems collapse, mass extinction accelerates, and the Arctic experiences an abrupt climate change event, it's important to remember that it will never be too late to take action to limit the damage and suffering by challenging 21st century imperialism and economic growth.

🚨🚨Mutual Aid Request for a Comrade🚨🚨

I’ve met his dog, it’s extremely gay. Conversion therapy won’t just save it’s soul (not all dogs go to heaven) it will literally save Jerry’s life.

ALARM

1. we're at 417 ppm of atmospheric CO2 for the first time in 23 million years

2. carbon-sucking technologies more powerful than all Earth’s oceans and plants combined likely won't exist by 2045 so we're in deep trouble and need climate justice action

3. media are silent