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@CarpeDonktum

Eternally Sarcastic Memesmith. Content I post was "Doctored" by me 🎥 👨‍⚕️⚕️

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calendar_today25-05-2008 00:08:57

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BREAKING: Austrian painter who went on to become a beloved leader to many Germans passed away from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

BREAKING: Austrian painter who went on to become a beloved leader to many Germans passed away from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
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BREAKING: I have been kidnapped by NASA and am being forced at gunpoint to pretend I saw the eclipse. Big Globe offered me 30 quintillion dollars for my silence.

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BREAKING: Flat Earth Society announces today is 'stay inside and turn off all electronic devices day.'

Also warns members to be vigilant tomorrow as it is 'national fake eclipse photo posting day'

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The idea that black people are less capable of getting state issued ID is probably the most openly racist thing I have ever heard.

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This is your periodic reminder that according to democrats, Trump is a bumbling idiot that can't even tie his shoes, and also an evil genius mastermind who plays 10D chess in order to destroy democracy and literally live forever as a dictator.

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