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Eternally Sarcastic Memesmith. Content I post was "Doctored" by me 🎥 👨‍⚕️⚕️

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calendar_today25-05-2008 00:08:57

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Fun Fact: When you routinely unplug from social media, it is in fact possible to literally forget you have a Twitter account for days at a time.

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Random Thought. Remember when Anne Heche randomly went psycho, took the police on a chase, crashed into a house, and burned to death? And nobody knows why? That was super weird.

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Just dropped my kids off at school, on my walk home I saw a lady driving in her car BY HERSELF wearing a mask. Are people still playing pandemic, seriously?

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Let's all just take a brief moment to appreciate what an incredible feat it is that Democrats are able to successfully frame themselves as the "opposition and change" party, regardless of whether they are in power or not.

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There are two possible options here: 1. James Comey knowingly and deliberately posted a call to Assassinate President Trump. 2. James Comey really is the dumbest , most aloof idiot to ever run the FBI. Sadly, both seem equally plausible.

There are two possible options here:

1. James Comey knowingly and deliberately posted a call to Assassinate President Trump. 

2. James Comey really is the dumbest , most aloof idiot to ever run the FBI.

Sadly, both seem equally plausible.
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Hey James Comey, I want to apologize for posting this, I did not realize that some people would associate this with violence, which I do not support.

Hey James Comey, I want to apologize for posting this, I did not realize that some people would associate this with violence, which I do not support.