I hope they’re changing up the story for the live-action Little Mermaid. We really don’t need the story of a beautiful Black princess giving up her voice for a white man who exclusively wears deep Vs.

Happy birthday Mom!

Anyone else’s friends sit you down in high school to tell you about the ways you’ve made their lives difficult, kind of like an intervention, but instead of doing drugs you just had an annoying personality?

The people who whine about “destruction of property” when a Target gets looted are the same ones who punch holes in their walls when they loose video games.

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When’s the last time you spoke to your mother? Get off your cute little tushie and call her!

The world might be a poisonous garbage ball but at least there’s ☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l

If I’m babysitting your kids, and you’re 15 minutes late, my mind will immediately jump to “they must have died in a car crash and now I’m responsible for these children for the rest of my life”

An insurrectionist, a white supremacist, and an asshole walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I already told you you're not welcome here, Josh Hawley."

Our little Molly is a genius 🥰 instagram.com/p/CRCOCkrg3EP/…

Ugh, I just flossed several weeks ago and it already feels like maybe I should do it again :(

Are smoke alarms worth it if they start beeping for no reason sometimes? Because I’m about to punch my smoke alarm.

If you’re going to call me Mrs.Tyler Bryant you have to call him Mr.Caroline Easom.

When your mom says to smile for the camera

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

RuPaul really hated Yvie Oddly’s wig joke, huh? #RuPaulsDragRace #rupaulsdragraceallstars7 #YvieOddly

Hi, hello, this is me. I’m a comedian. Being targeted by creeps online simply for playing kid characters in skits sparked my passion for protecting internet kids. Ask me anything.

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