Someone is watching television on a train without headphones… isn’t there a law against that?

I led a funeral for a fashion editor. She was interred with her bottle of Chanel no 5.

Apollo 11 Lifts Off via NASA ift.tt/hvqR3pV

Thank you!

The 2024 Summer Olympics officially begin today in Paris 🇫🇷 A thread of the best uniforms of the Paris 2024 Olympics 🧵 1. Team Mongolia 🇲🇳

Watching the opening ceremonies. Because I live my life on my own timeline

Ran out of time… Now I must choose… do I journal or yoga this morning?

Spambots who friend me on facebook are widowed orthopedic surgeons who have served in the military and love to hold their puppies in front of an American flag. How do they know me so well?

Me: I signed up for pickleball. Daughter: (laughing hysterically) You’re insane!! M: Really? I’ll cancel! D: No. Go. You need to KNOW how insane you are.

When you’re moving and you can’t remember where you put your deodorant…