Carly Sarnowski (@carlysarnowski) 's Twitter Profile
Carly Sarnowski

@carlysarnowski

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Simon Curtis (@simoncurtis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

16 year old niece just asked me for Britney recs for her dance competition solo this is the greatest moment of a gay uncle’s life

Freyy (@freyy_is) 's Twitter Profile Photo

adult springtime is so specific. you wake up one random morning with a completely unexplained urge to clean everything, throw out every sad sock you own, and put on the playlist that defined your teenage years. four hours later you are standing in a clean house feeling like a new

Sam Adler-Bell (@samadlerbell) 's Twitter Profile Photo

adults are supposed to reckon with this feeling — the sense that the world was whole, sensible, and suffused with meaning in childhood and no longer is — by reading novels and thinking about death and cultivating some irony about life. I suspect these guys don't do those things.

Mason (@webdevmason) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Costco, of all places. Sir, you are shopping in a warehouse. If you're pulling a shrink wrapped 10-pack of chicken broth off a wooden palette this is arguably exactly how you dress for the occasion

Lee (Greater) (@shortmagsmle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The idea of a 62-year-old man having his staff generate an AI ghost of George Washington and then broadcasting himself having an emotionally traumatic conversation with it. We're probably the first generation that will need to put content controls on our parents' devices lmao

ALEX AVILA (@aretheygay) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I know it’s passé but this is the kinda thing some lady in Ohio needed to hear to finally file for divorce so it’s whatever