Sing it buddy! Watch out for that spider though!!

tony hawk you have 24 hours to respond

Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving 20 minutes late with iced coffee, please respect that

nobody: me and the homies in a video chat:

i ordered a muffin from starbucks last week and when i got it it said BLM on the bag so i turned around made a fist to the worker but i JUST realized it meant blueberry muffin 😭😭😭😭

my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.....

took my brother to target

#BestBarDana

it’s called fashion. look it up.

put it right into my veins

This is Herbert. Today he was officially named the longest wiener dog in the world. He’s nearly 3 feet in length, a full foot longer than your average dachshund. 14/10 very impressive Herbert

Even the #blueblob has moments.