🧵🚨 MINNEAPOLIS SIGNAL INFILTRATED I have infiltrated organizational signal groups all around Minneapolis with the sole intention of tracking down federal agents and impeding/assaulting/and obstructing them. BUCKLE UP ALL WILL BE REVEALED Each area of the city has a signal

There’s so much ice in north Georgia that you would think Somalians are trying to defraud our government.

Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan is one of the admins of Signal Chat. This means the State of Minnesota is behind the protests. Its not organic its a insurrection at the very top.

the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again

Imagine thinking you are owning Trump by showing everyone how shitty it is in Europe.

When my mom takes away my Dino Nuggs and makes me eat broccoli...

#JussieSomalia

Apple has landed the rights to turn ‘MISTBORN’ into a film franchise & ‘THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE’ into a TV series. Brandon Sanderson will write, produce and consult on all projects. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)

Probably the best set I have ever watched on Kill Tony. Ari Matti Mustonen is the GOAT! 😆

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Should I answer this totally legit phone call?

If Siri was Vietnamese: 😭

The 2s and 3s joke was very underappreciated

SpaceX , X (Data), Tesla (Data) and now Optimus. Elon Musk is putting together all the puzzle pieces to create an unmanned infrastructure in preparation for colonization of mars.

What’s in the jug. Ask a Korean for the right answer.