Can someone help me push bikini bottom somewhere else

Starting to think Madara was right

Wish I could turn my dreams off

Florida is amazing please don’t come here it sucks

Eat a spicy bag of dicks Activision

Hey cocksucker we already have Disney leave the state parks alone. Pissing off all of your Florida natives really isn’t a good idea Ron DeSantis floridawildlifefederation.org/action-state-p…

These dickheads running Florida really looked at our state parks and thought “you know what this needs? Pickleball and hotels” something tells me they are all just as overweight as they are retarded

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All I gotta say is let’s fucking go

$8 in Tokyo vs $30 in the U.S I’ve been here less than a day and I already don’t want to leave

The one piece is real

Not gonna lie the way she died crushed my soul. I’ve been slowly but surely putting myself back together it just still feels like so many pieces are missing. Much love to anyone who reached out I’ll always remember and appreciate you for that ❤️

Here is the bald stream highlights you didn't ask for

Pump so good it took my hair

I just want to fucking sleep and my brain be like “nah”

Started posting some fishing stuff on the tiktok. Fishing spot is at the Sebastian Inlet where Jeremy Wade was fishing for the bull shark! Fun fact I went to school with the daughter of the woman who got bit by the shark featured in that episode

2 weeks sober, going for runs again and I’m starting a personal trainer job next month :) can I get a hell yea brother