eating all ya can before new years day cos thats when ya diet starts #CarlisleBirdsProblems

going to slimebar for the first kiss of the year tomorrow night #CarlisleBirdsProblems

why is everyone wanting a carlisle project x this new year? a thought slimebar was the place to be? #CarlisleBirdsProblems

whos lost a dog? shanghi shanghi have it! ahahah, #CarlisleBirdsProblems

Doing ya fake tan tonight for tomorrow just incase you have a disaster in the morning #CarlisleBirdsProblems

i wonder how many babies will be made tomorrow night #CarlisleBirdsProblems

nails, hair, tan, new dress, new shoes! slimebar isnt gonna know whats hit it tonight #carlislebirdsproblems

Happy New Year Slut Bags #CarlisleBirdsProblems

Why all of a sudden is their loads of Carlisle pages? Stop trying to copy me I was the first, slaaaags! #carlislebirdsproblems

Your not popular, Your vagina is #CarlisleBirdsProblems

those girls who think all the boys wants em ........ no! #CarlisleBirdsProblems

i'm not jell of you, i just hate.. theres a difference #CarlisleBirdsProblems

i know why we are good friends.. we both hate the same bitches #CarlisleBirdsProblems

Laughin ya tits of at the girl who gets your sloppy seconds #CarlisleBirdProblems

That was not me who rang you last night, it was my twin tequlia, sorry #CarlisleBirdsProblems

he text me saying ''see you later i mean see you later.. what does that mean?'' IT MEANS SEE YOU LATER DUMB MACCYS BITCH

Looking threw ya boyfriends phone when his in the shower & seeing this 'mum' bird giving him loads of kisses, slut! #CarlisleBirdsProblems

when the new chat up line around Carlisle is ' have you got snap chat ' #stayclassycarlisle #CarlisleBirdsProblems

get moaned at in uk nail art cos you cant relax your hand #CarlisleBirdsProblems

The carlisle lads starter pack #CarlisleBirdsProblems