I want a woman to love me as much as much as they love plants.

These refs might want to avoid stepping foot in the NY/NJ area.

Can’t wait to see the creativity of the refs and what flags they’ll throw this time to help the #kcchiefs win if #denverbroncos somehow make it a close game Kansas City Chiefs Denver Broncos

"This is an opportunity for the Chiefs offense to start to put things together." Can Kansas City stay undefeated? FULL WEEK 9 PREVIEW OUT NOW

I covered a Dan Hanzus original song for this episode of Heed the Call NFL Podcast I got incredible reviews, but my favorite quote is from the artist himself, Dan Hanzus, “Okay. That’s Enough.” Love the podcast, you made my year today by shouting me out. Thank you for all the years of joy

#EndOfTheWordConfessions im the sasquatch everyones been looking for. Mike Carl Pariso

#15factsaboutme a lot of things give me the squirts Carl Pariso

I think I'm going to start tweeting again

So ready to meet Placido.

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@jessblgr no. Indeed I'm not. I'm a glowing green traffic light.

@jessblgr there was no joke to be had, flubes.

@jessblgr watch the language...and the sass.

@jessblgr I'm telling Karen.

@jessblgr So sassy flubes.

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@jessblgr Mike Patrick Bolger @alyssablgr You tell'em flubes.

@jessblgr Time really does fly by...deep flubes...very deep.

Fact: 25% of the American population have admit to seeing a Sasquatch at least once in their lifetime. #Bigfoot #Sighting