When you accidentally make eye contact with the teacher and now he's explaining everything to you

That excuse for a “project” at Chelsea deserves everything coming its way. A glorified money laundering operation between two clubs, spearheaded by a private equity firm. Everything wrong with modern football, and it never got the heat it deserves because nobody cares about them

Give it to Dyche on an 8yr deal.

Amazing work by Trump. Gives Iran sole control of the Strait and fucks the world. What a useless cunt.

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN reads The Three Little Pigs in classic Walken style. Terrifying.

Also, the last day of term in every school will simply be a Dads Army marathon.

Now let them go up against ICE agents...

If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.

I really hope not 💀 🙈 BBC Sport

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

Bloody hell Wigan Warriors 🍒⚪️, doing your own 4 in a row eh?

Just walked through the door after a day at the Sand Castle in Blackpool. Opened the patio doors up and within 15 seconds I can hear a fucking fly buzzing around the kitchen.

We now go live to Everton securing European football

Michael Jackson fans are fucking wrong-uns.

Italian football is dodgy?

a hundred grand a year and you can’t work out the difference between drinking on the job and having a pint after work. absolutely stealing a living from the taxpayer