Elon Musk and Donald Trump want to take a chainsaw to our rights—and they know Brad Schimel is for sale. That's why Musk is trying to buy Wisconsin's Supreme Court race. Stand up to them on April 1st. Vote Susan Crawford for Wisconsin Supreme Court.

"If you kill a murderer, the number of murderers in the world stays the same" Aite, i guess the minimum is two then.

Consider that 96% of survey respondants will say anything to avoid talking to someone holding a clipboard.

If trump could cure cancer, he would make moves to give everyone more cancer so he could sell the cure at an inflated margin.

Never

This is the kind of girl who watched too much shoe as an impressionable teenager in the 2010s and decided that she wanted to be even worse and even less ironic about it.

Brent Scher @JohnsonHildy this seems kind of relevant but who am I to get in the way of your whole moral panic?

dad kind of falling down the red pill pipeline but it’s not working bc my mum is like can you stop being weird and embarrassing then he stops talking

Reminder everybody, it takes roughly 2400 USD to expatriate (renounce citizenship) yourself from the United States. It is a decent chunk of change to escape the US without too much hassle.

Giggles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Greater depression", maybe "tech-depression", or something with electroc boogaloo

He is lecturing me about 2008. He was TWO YEARS OLD. He was an asshole back then too.

Conspiracy theory time: donald trump, at his medical exam the other day, actually FAILED, so miserably that they euthanized him and replaced him with his stand in stunt double, possibly a robot (DonBot 1.0?)

🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read. He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug

Weird how this never seemed to happen before the whole trans panic thing came around. This is the third one i seen in the past month or so

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione’s lawyer, Karen Agnifilo, stated yesterday, “We were just informed by the state court prosecutors that they were eavesdropping on all of Mr. Mangione’s calls. They were listening to his attorney calls and his other calls that are going on…”

We gotta pump these numbers up