Turn off JD’s & Trump’s hateful, hideous voices and take a moment to listen to the hopeful harmonies of MarshFamilySongs

Good morning, Everybody!👋🏾 I peeked outside and it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! I feel like a vampire, unable to stand the sun because it hurts my eye😎. Jesse and I are in for the day. Thanks for being here with us😺! Happy Monday, Twitter Family/Friends!🥰 (sound)

The Health Aid just saw my earlier post and said, "Who's Tito Jackson?" WHAT😳! She was only familiar with Michael. You know what that means. She's going to learn today! Yup! It's going to be "The Jackson 5" day here....ALL DAY!🎶🎵 (sound)

Me: "Jesse! Why do cats make the best bosses?" Jesse: 😼 Me: "Because they have great LITTERship skills!" Jesse: 😸

When I get better I plan to have a party for all the cats in this Senior/Disabled complex. I'll call it "The FUR BALL"!😸

Poor Jesse! He's my captive audience.😼 (sound)

"Secret" deodorant/antiperspirant needs to change their name to "Everybody's Gonna Know!" 4 hours after my shower, I was sweating like I stole from a church collection plate and smelling like I was smuggling onions under my armpits! That is all.

It's bedtime! Thanks for spending the day with us. Good night, Twitter Family/Friends!🥱😴

I have great news!😃😺 Jesse is down from 18.3 lbs. to 16.2 lbs.! Somehow, I managed to lose 12 lbs. in 4 weeks too! 2025 just might be our year!🥳 Let's dance!💃🏾🕺🏾 (sound)

If another elderly person, in this Senior/Disabled housing complex, asks me what a "freak off" is, I'm going to blow a damn gasket!🤬

Good morning, Everybody!👋🏾 Feels like Autumn today🍂. Jesse's staying home while I go to the hospital for my blood pressure check up👍🏾. It's been way too high for too long🫤. I'll check back in later. Have a terrific Thursday, Twitter Family/Friends!🥰 (sound)

Good morning, Everybody!👋🏾 Jesse and I are happy to be in your company on this crisp Autumn day🐿️! We wish you the best 21st of September! Happy Autumn, Twitter Family/Friends!🥰 Happy Fall, Y'all!🍂 Let's dance!💃🏾 (sound)

Me: "What songs do trees sway to in the Autumn breeze?" Health Aid: "Ms. Caramel, I don't know." Me: "🎵Don't Stop Be-LEAF-in🎶'!

Me: "Why did the apple go to the gym?" Health Aid: (sigh "I don't know, Ms. Caramel." Me: "He wanted to work on .....(drum roll please)....his CORE!" .......................I'll show myself out.

Health Aid: "Ms. Caramel, are you attending the Halloween party this year?" Me: "Yes! I'm going as The Grim Reaper😆!" Health Aid: "OMG😮! This is a Senior/Disabled complex!" Me: "Heheheheh.......I know."😈

Darn it!😠 While I was telling jokes yesterday, while waiting to be discharged from the hospital, I missed my friend's birthday!🫤 Please join me in wishing my friend a happy (belated) birthday! MJones (MJones), HAPPY BIRTHDAY!🥰🥳🎂

Friend called. She's just moved way up north, deep in the middle of a beautiful nowhere. Her: "I wish somebody would do something about these predatory animals. Many people's pet cats have gone missing!😧" Me: "Maybe you guys shouldn't keep feeding them cats." Now she's mad.

Me: "Why was the bag of apples crying?" Health Aid: "Um....I don't know.🤔" Me: "It's PEELINGS were hurt!😆" Her: "(sigh) I see that you're starting your mess early, Ms. Caramel🤨!"

Me: "Help! I'm being STALKED!😆" Health Aid: "Please put the celery back in the crisper, Ms. Caramel. It's time for your shower🤨!"

Health Aid: "No more APPLE puns, please." Me: "You're APPLE-solutely my favorite person!" Her: "Stop." Me: "But I'm a hard-CORE fan!" Her: 🙄 Me: "I'm sensing some deep-SEEDed resentment!" Her: 🙂 Me: "I APPLE-ogize." Her: 😁😆