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i truly don’t even see zendaya when she plays rue like it’s crazy😭😭😭 she’s such an amazing actress

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

Justice for second borns

La sal no entra en el menú, pero cuando falta, lo sientes.

I put my Son to bed an hour ago and he just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

AMAZING NEWS FOR ME, THE SOLO SILO VIEWER

Apple truly does NO marketing. 😭 Probably my favorite crime drama of the last few years. Didn’t even know it was renewed for a second season, much less that it premiered TODAY.

lool na this mentality i use enter lagos dating pool. dem wan kill me. abeg i no dey try see wife in the beginning again o. thanks

I LOVE a boomerang

“I’ve never taken leave” is not a flex. Wo bɛ wu o

I’m a fan of historical context, a lore whore, if you will, so I loved this. Please listen to Yo’ Favorite GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING Cousin explain the history, and proper usage of “clock it,” the hand gesture most have been doing wrong, and the meaning behind it.

Me in a Teams meeting when I hear my name:

I think they have a shot at love this Christmas in theaters only.

“Me arriving in 1916 with a Time Machine” Me: “Hey, is this the first or Second World War ?” The soldier:

Happy 49th birthday to the iconic John Cena.

I’m so tired of these BS stories from blue tick accounts. I’ve tried fixing my algorithm so many times, it hasn’t worked.