Just one more lane guys it'll fix traffic I swear just one more lane trust me you will see no more traffic just one more lane just one one more lane only millions of dollars just one more

Call me Santa Claus how I'm getting these ho ho hoes

Be careful driving this holiday, a lot of men will be drinking 🙏 That means the wives will be driving Be extra careful out there

What's with everyone saying rizz, I talk to the ladies with schmooze

Home made pizza?? Yeah right, there's no way a home made that pizza!!!

This girl I know rolled her eyes at me. I was very confused, but I picked them up and rolled them back.

I am a threat to National Security. First tweet since Twitter became X

I hear people say they don't feel comfortable in their own skin. Why don't they just take it off?

Booking a trip to psych stewardess hold the steess

Are you today's date because you are 10/10 😼

Everyone saying they are an alpha male when alpha particles have the lowest penetration rate. I, however, am a neutron male. My penetration power goes crazy 😈

If your flight is delayed or canceled and you are already at the airport you can just take a different plane. They just have them sitting out there, just go take it.

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