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People of #Emfuleni Do you not care that you have literal rivers of shit flowing down your streets?

What’s a good collective noun for anti-vaxxers? A fuckwad?

People who vape when on video call; who hurt you?

Reading a newspaper. Feels weird not being able to comment to tell anti-vaxxers how fucking stupid they are. Ps: they are fucking stupid.

Are people who whistle happy, or psychopaths?

Why are #instagram suggested reels the stuff of my nightmares?

Hey WhatsApp, add a "schedule send" feature, please. That's all for now. Thanks.

Including myself, there were 12 white male customers in the Seattle Coffee this morning, no one else. It was disconcerting.

Remember, Judas is the reason for the season 😇

Not answering 031 numbers has slashed the amount of cold calls I get by like 80%.

Played around with the #noom set-up survey thing, but never signed up. Now they are in my inbox like a desperate virgin serenading with a guitar whilst standing in the middle of a heart of burning candles.

Shout out to #HomeAffairs Randburg. Went in to apply for my passport last week Tuesday (30 mins; after completing application form and booking online), and picked it up today. Less than 4 working days turnaround time 👏

Not my drunk and senile neighbour ranting about #gaza saying how #israel needs to wipe it off the map AND how #homosexuality is wrong, in the same breath. Why is every Israel supporter (I’m excluding actual Jewish people here) an absolute shit hound of a human?

Interesting moment. The exchange didn’t stop because of persuasion, but because silence was the safer option. Impressed, actually.

I’d rather spend an eternity in hell than a lifetime listening to crazy Jesus people.

wtf you can get blocked by someone who can’t cope with what you’re saying to them; you can’t reply; but other people can dogpile on you, but you can’t answer them either. It’s like being tied to a tree and having stones thrown at you 😂 Grok?