Banger

Living in Canada is like living in an open-air mental institution against your will, and your surrounded by people unaware of their own psychosis, who constantly gaslight you and label you the crazy one.

He was an honorable prince of the realm who pledged himself to a lowly hedge knight, and in this house, Baelor Targaryen is a hero, END OF STORY!

Dunk if he grew up in Brooklyn instead of flea bottom

Everything is getting worse. The current course is unsustainable and will destroy us if not corrected. Terrible people are being prioritized at the dire expense of good people. It's a wild and rocky ride once a state decides to live by lies.

the face i make when i take a shot and my mouth starts salivating and i realize i’ve had one too many

Waking up hungover after turning 30

Illegals, criminals, migrants dependent on welfare, those that cannot speak English/French proficiently, those who refuse to integrate or even actively hate our way of life They all have to go. This isn't controversial, it's common sense. Remigration now.

normal people find your right wing views repulsive you should be normal and do normal things like seethe over the usa winning a gold medal in hockey or talk about how it's ok to have mass transit filled with schizos pissing everywhere. be fucking normal.

Milennials (noun): A legendary tribe of 30-40 years old who look 25 but feel 65 who fueled by iced coffee, nostalgia, and mild panic

We need this in Canada.

I don’t think the average person should have access to AI. It’s already bad but people are going to get absolutely fried when it continues to advance.

When I die put my brain cells in old school RuneScape

We’re in the weirdest timeline.

pov: you're in port phasmatys with no ghostspeak amulet

inviting foids on my yacht this summer. all said yes, not a single one asked where we are going. we're going through the strait of hormuz.

Logging onto X and seeing all Japanese tweets on the FYP

NOTEDOLL

It’s 9am. Coworker in the office beside mine starts digging into his (first) daily bag of breakfast Doritos. Switched it up to garlic parm instead of the usual sweet chilli heat today. Absolutely Insane combo with a morning coffee.