Just realized I haven't tweeted in a year, and yet I've been posting my cartoons on Instagram every day. Follow me there? instagram.com/captainscratch… #cartoons #cat #cats #cartoon

I'm late to the party, but ... #feralhogs

Looks like someone's having a good #Caturday

I tried to resist parodying the cat lawyer Zoom session because it’s perfect as is, but come on. I’M ONLY HUMAN. (I’m not a cat.) #catlawyer

Retweet if you believe we need a nationwide ban on assault weapons.

This comic went viral on Instagram. Can the sad alligator get a like or two here, even though I'm a Twitter ghost? 👻

crocodile tears ✍🏻 @captainscratchy

BREAKING: In a stunning leak, Project 2025’s leaders announced if Donald Trump is elected, he will eradicate all references to climate change and all progress made to fight it. Retweet so all Americans see this and know how dangerous Trump is to our planet.

The scale lodges a complaint.

Good to see SOMEBODY'S got some horse sense.

Meet Pedro the Pragmatic Pinata

Sad.

#AnyCardImaginable Funny #Easter card by artist Chuck Ingwersen mf.tt/7iDZO

Lame duck humor

The dog is hounded.

Same as it ever was...

A pumpkin comes clean.

THIS guy I believe. #stablegenius