Hey Dredd, it’s so cold up here that I just saw a vampire seal shuffling down the street. But I’ve got F3 handled. Have fun on the beach. 😐

Hey Dredd, I’m doing my best to fit in your sarong while you are gone, but wow, this is a bit breezy. #standtan

Since Dredd is OOC and I’m in charge of the F3 in his absence, I demand Darkest Of All Helmets to provide chocolate pudding to each region this Friday. #standtan #MakeItSo Except F3Toledo

See, that’s why you are assistant to the Nantan. #MakeItSo #brilliant

The winter vortex that I ordered killed all the Emerald Ash Borer Beetles that we’re killing trees all over North America. Let’s see Dredd top that when he returns. #pullmanSOLVED! #standtan

Fine, Dredd, you can have your crown back. Whatevs. I didn’t even like Nantaning anyways. BTW, I left an upper decker in your “Throne.” 🚽 #standtan

.Dredd drinks Tab.

Neil Armstrong = Kenny Powers = Hanley - F3 Zartan. Not a one trying to be the best at exercising. Maybe F3 should take some notes.

F40206 is the correct answer.

.F3QSource spitting 🔥. Maybe that anonymous handle knows the truth about F3 better than I, the Oracle of F3.

Buncha nerds arguing over this as Rome burns. Enjoy your claps. Leaders of nerds. Sorry ALL nerds.

RT for @jimmCI Like for Captain Infact-O. Ignore if you DGAF. Personally, I DGAF.

COOKIE

Aftermath. Eat like a Cookie Monster.

Get ahead of the cookie curve

. @F3GrowRuck rule #16: anyone who steals Dredd’s towel skirt wins. F3 Louisville

The rumor that @jimmCI dropped out of @F3GrowRuck after learning that he can’t wear his Halloween costume is false. But he’s still pissed.

.#Growruck update: @jimmCI was found at approximately 5am after getting “lost” with a fold up cot and his “blankie”