And on the day Rishi went to Belfast he comes out with this. He's clearly just trolling everyone isn't he?

Honestly at this point I'd vote for anyone who commits to simple stuff like banning dumping sewage in the water courses... theguardian.com/environment/ar….

Does anyone in the world actually want this feature though?

This thing where paint is an entirely different colour to the shade on the outside of the can is the oldest and most ridiculously obvious scam in the book

a lot of people claim to want a friendly cat but are unprepared for her to wake you up at 3am because she got lonely and started missing you

Theatre playlist mainly absolute bangers from 2006-2010 and I can almost feel teenage angst/spots returning as the day progresses

I think the thing that's surprised me most about getting older is just how often workplace conversation turns freely to lawn maintenance regimes

The Vatican are allowed to take part in Eurovision and really it's a missed opportunity that they don't - either gag entries like the Pope rapping from the Pope mobile - or take it 100% serious and write a new hymn every year for square kids to sing at school.

Letter to the editor in response to laparoscopic cholecystectomies performed by an SCP: a review of outcomes.

Makes for excellent reading.

The West Midlands mayor is called Richard and the Lord Mayor of Birmingham is a Sikh. About 2 seconds on Google shows neither are Muslim.

What a moron.

A 20 second penalty for speeding for Hamilton and a total of 25 seconds penalties for Magnussen for driving consistently like a clown. WTF is that about #MiamiGP

Why am I voting for a police commissioner, a job I only know as being loosely connected to Batman

Freshers flu is really bad this year apparently

Taylor Swift on Track 18 of ‘The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology’ titled ‘imgonnagetyouback’:

“Small talk, big walk, act like I don't care what you did
I'm an Aston Martin that you steered straight into the ditch
Then ran and hid.”

There were rumours circulating

Interesting way of disposing of every single 'lost' package ever

Anyone who works clinically knows how uniquely important the existence of NHS Practitioner Health is. This thread demonstrates no insight into this or why employer wellbeing services are not an alternative. This is a strategically ignorant decision and position from NHS England

My son just asked to go to the zoo and I’m just thinking, it’s kinda wild that there’s one in central London init? Bro there’s a giraffe in Zone 1 right now watching someone get a parking ticket for being on a double yellow.

Nosing over fences from the top deck of the bus on the way to work and in amongst the litter and rubble someone has a neglected and incomplete ORIGINAL 911 TURBO??

Behind an old fridge.

Birmingham. What a place. Love it.

This is actually a really interesting read and perfectly encapsulates why 'locally defined scope' cannot work in the absence of nationally agreed governance

'I think it's ok' is fine and being unaware that FPARCP prevents using paramedic prescribing rights as a PA is OK as well

Pretty sure this is essentially the plot of Die Another Day and we all know how that turned out news.sky.com/story/quest-to…