This math only checks out like 30% of the time if we being real

Being a softy today

nah this a daily holiday

The one I found used to call me to select the flowers every time…god I miss it

5 min and the new Predator is fucking GAS

Like I’m not complaining…at all

Nah this is a top 10 night in Twitter history

Dawg I can’t wait

I need to hear Trump say Mamdani live on air fucking ASAP😭

Who tf am I supposed to send these moon pics too smh

Is it too late to frolic about??? Asking for me.

This sounds insane to anyone not from the Carribean

BOOOOOOOO

One of my cousins was on FBI’s most wanted. Do what you want w that info

Just woke up from a nap in the conference room, what I miss??

tips for short kings > don't be a lying POS > stop making excuses/victimizing yourself > be yourself > realize that you're more than your height > give out the energy you wish to attract

Idc how you do it just give me Shia

Culvers Shake Shack In n Out No other order will be accepted

Sometimes you just feel like doing a cartwheel from a rooftop and that’s ok

Nobody: White people in the summer: we’re gonna be the same color soon🤣🤣