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"Unfollow me now if you follow this person" "Please unfollow/block them" "I can see mutuals who follow this person, I can also see who liked their posts" To me, that sounds kinda like, controlling behavior. Too many Twitter accounts sound like this.

Up on the housetop, thwip, thwip, yay! #MerryChristmas!

Danielle Cage

Its pizza time

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❝𝙄'𝙢 the beast that hunts in the darkness now. 𝙄'𝙢 the monster who even monsters fear. 𝙄'𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙏𝙞𝙜𝙚𝙧.❞ - ᴀᴠᴀ ᴀʏᴀʟᴀ | ᴡᴇᴀʀᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ ᴀᴍᴜʟᴇᴛ - ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ | ᴍᴠ/ᴍꜱ | ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ↻+♡

"This is what making it worse looks like." — Revamped and better than ever — A delightfully chaotic mix of canon and AU — Timeline flexible — Death? Never heard of her — Ships? Sure — Mature content is a given — Always seeking SLs/banter

Oof.

We banned Barton from going years ago.

*horrified* No! He tries to adopt everything.

I’m at the point where I’m ready to throw myself in the ocean. Pretty sure Namor would throw me right back out, though.

What—

Woke up on a beach that…might be Hawaii? Wow, okay. That’s Veteran’s Day, for you.

Why do people keep asking me if I have a Parley account