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Cape Codder

@capedcodder

Don't anthropomorphize animals. They hate when you do that.

Give your pet a pat for me.

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calendar_today14-12-2013 08:18:56

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The federal government is threatening to withhold funding and future economic opportunity if the state of Indiana doesn't disenfranchise 40% of its constituents with gerrymandered maps, so you should give in to the orange imbecile's demands. Absolutely invertebrate posturing.

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Kira's sitting here with a half-empty bag of Cheese Nips and a can of flat Coke watching Yabu (no offense to the Dancing Bear) snack on caviar while sipping on champagne and you still have people justifying the substandard working conditions in the W.

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The government smearing an American as a โ€œdomestic terroristโ€ after agents of the state murdered her, is stomach churning in a way I canโ€™t really describe.

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The majority of those decals are national park stickers, you ignorant piece of shit. If you actually cared about this country as much as you and your cohort of Newsmax twats pretend to, that would be immediately obvious to you. Go fuck yourself, Greg.

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Forty minutes after shoving propaganda down our throats to justify an ICE agent murdering a citizen on the streets of Minneapolis, the vice president of the United States of America is tweeting about ice cream. These people don't give a shit about you. Never have, never will.

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Anyone else feel a sense of relief when Jimmy Fallon wasn't the one to say your town's name? My condolences to those of you who weren't so fortunate.

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Nehls: I would like to quickly address the police officers from January 6th. And I can tell you that the fault does not lie with Donald Trump. It lies with the US capitol leadership team. Fanone: *Coughs: Go fuck yourself*

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Allisha Gray is human sunshine behind the mic. Root canal? Preparing your taxes? Jury duty? If Allisha was there to narrate, I wouldn't have a care in the world. What an absolutely lovely person. #Unrivaledbasketball

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A simple message with big meaning: "I am somebody." We are grateful to Rev. Jesse Jackson for helping teach generations of children to believe in themselves and in one another. Thank you for being part of our neighborhood. ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š

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Charlie McAvoy knew Team USA womenโ€™s roster would be STACKED long before the rest of us: โ€œIve seen these girls since they were like 16/17 and they were UNBELIEVABLE then. Just a level above everyone elseโ€ฆHarvey especially.โ€ โ€” Charlieโ€™s sister Heather played with Caroline

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Mikaela Shiffrin's Milano Cortina redemption story is *easily* one of my favorite Olympic moments in recent memory. And the sheer dominance of her performance on the world's biggest stage was nothing short of awe-inspiring. Ironically, top of the mountain again!

Mikaela Shiffrin's Milano Cortina redemption story is *easily* one of my favorite Olympic moments in recent memory.

And the sheer dominance of her performance on the world's biggest stage was nothing short of awe-inspiring.

Ironically, top of the mountain again!
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Less energy around is it JB or Tatumโ€™s team and MORE energy around how tough of a mf duo it is! Welcome back JT! We > Me! ๐Ÿ˜ค