moment a tatted they/them art major with a septum ring talks to him he's disavowing his dad

i think we should argue every day about whether new york city or chicago is better

i missed part of the shirt at first just saw a guy with a shirt that reads: DEI 🇺🇸 DIDN’T EARN IT and he nodded at me. i saw his car and he’s driving a truck for a hot sauce pepper company and his license plate says a shortened version of “BIG DADDY”

in light of the tim pool news, it reminded me that his father regularly would go on youtube to shit on his son. thinking of him today

this take is just so wrong. super mario bros Z was our generations skibidi toilet

getting mad about a video game movie is already pathetic but getting mad about a video game movie where you can literally be anything or anyone you could ever imagine is even more pathetic

this site is so cooked lol

LEARN👇:

i had no idea that the $1,000,000 in sponsorship money annually from a shadow group that didn’t tell me where it was coming from was tainted money

i love hearing sounds and tasting flavor

I just don’t understand what I’m doing wrong.

i told my boss i bought and ate boars head salami the day after the listeria recall happened and he printed off the entire history of cases of boars head listeria outbreaks and said to me “you deserve to get sick”

more buildings should be built to look evil and ominious and imposing

they’re transvestigating thumbs now

not my problem

the funniest thing elons been doing for a few months now is those “make sure you send posts and links to twitter to your family!” no. there is nothing less appealling than doing that

they’re calling him “dementia donald”

hello beer enjoyer. there’s so much we can learn from each other

it is terrifying there are people born after 9/11/2001 just existing out there. they walk among us