speaking as a degenerate gambler with >$50m in volume: something about sports announcers and talking heads on espn freely speaking about betting lines, spreads, over/unders, etc., just doesn’t sit right with me the “fan duel money line half time report” just feels dirty

fellow Tom Lee deniers, follow me. you are not alone. you're safe here.

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

chipotle sucks. you can’t be “fast casual” if you’re too expensive for half the market and too mediocre for the other half.

reminder

fun bull run everyone, love you all i wish you good fortune in the wars to come

people who are new to sentience don’t understand we actually like winning wars, when they take 5 hours. we like kidnapping bad guys. we want to be an oil superpower, we like cheap gas. we would support conquering all of earth if it were as smoothly achievable as today’s endeavor.

“the only way to guarantee peace is by making the prospect of war seem hopeless”

the dichotomy between the truth found in prediction markets and the lies found in polymarket’s actual twitter is so funny.

you were protesting while i was trading highly illiquid nietzschean-penguin-themed memecoins in the warm comfort of my mothers basement

hello algorithm i am interested in crypto currency please show me more crypto currency i am interested in meme coins and i am really looking forward to seeing tweets about advancements in ponzi tech and encourage you to show me technical analysis of such tokens thanks very much

where have i seen this before

i love trading crypto because it rewards contrarianism more than any mkt on earth. mania arrives in the most peculiar of ways; sometimes, as an ivy league educated, highly competent and exemplary banker from a prestigious background, telling you that BTC is an easy money long.

heartbreaking I drew this on eth instead of btc.

ansem is this cycle's GCR.

a lot of good coins are going to be pulled into btc's descending orbit now and you will be tempted to bid, because they are good coins, at a good price. sadly, when the market recovers, the narratives will be left behind, and attention will be elsewhere. timing is everything.

Trump suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after getting LAWMOGGED by the Supreme COURTJESTERS earlier today. He went on to TRUTHGOON a series of TYRANTMAXXING headline-worthy RANTS in response 🚨