Top class news banter. Not awkward at all.

The opening number of my new musical, ‘North Korea censor Alan Titchmarsh’s trousers’. Should be in the West End next year.

The Ballad of Blackpool Tower #blackpooltower

He Broke My Necklace - Prince Harry and William - a brief but hard-hitting account of today’s bombshell news

A musical response to PM Rishi Sunak’s plan to make all kids study Maths till they’re 18. Ps - thank god I’m a grown-up.

A graph of walkie talkie use among children in the UK

The England-France Blues (Bugger, It’s Happened Again)

Very worried about which television channel Sunday’s game is on #itvenglandcurse

Incredible how he can change height like that.

Stunning and devastating opening from Newsnight tonight.
Harsh, yes. Media students (and current broadcast journalists!) take note: your edit is nothing without the right choice of music. And oh boy this is quite the choice.

She Didn't Survive (Updated Version) #LizTrussPM

Sums up the feeling of the British perfectly

Told you. #LiztrussResign #LizTrussPM

An ode to Truss by the splendid Steve Canavan youtu.be/gHoNvOPRv7g

Never been described as splendid before, but I’ll take it.

The last sentence of this story is so devastatingly effective. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Football’s loudest fan!? 📢😭⚽️

Has anyone ever stood next to someone like Ronald Lawson at the game?

#OnThisDay1975 : Nationwide paid a visit to Burscough Athletic in the Cheshire League to meet the 46-year-old fan with a reputation for making himself heard.

She Can't Survive, by me and Gloria Gaynor #liztruss

Erm, yeah.

Another tight offside decision goes against Turton Football Club 👀👀