As god as my witness, I thought shrimp were beans

always remember your spirit, so you can identify it in the morgue

How many Switzerlands fit in Brazil

What's the state of the hotkeys art for FreeBSD 13.1 and late gen ThinkPads? I'm reading that acpi_ibm is deprecated, but I haven't been able to confirm. #FreeBSD13 #ThinkPad

Did I ever tell you guys about the only person who I felt was allowed to be bugnuts about chemtrails?

Because it’s Tom Waits’s birthday:

Schrödinger’s cat: I know a places

This morning I ran `source ~/.bash_history` when I meant to run `source ~/.bash_profile`. It was not pleasant. 1/10. Do not recommend.

I like how the initial perspective makes it look like the Citadel is more of a Craterdel.

Spaghetti in a vase tastes so much better.

The Twitter app on Android is miserable. Give me back my Fenix

This has been under my skin for weeks. Which is your preferred gummy fruit snack?

The Twitter android app is so painful to use. While I enjoy reading everyone's tweets, this poor thing is showing them to me multiple times. Has it always been this way, or is this a recent development to drive some particular metric?

The giddy delight of finding out that Mary Halverson's work is in my music application.

Shout out to everyone else who has a Fibber McGee's freezer.

highs tomorrow up to 465°C (869°F). Possible storms near sunset with sulfuric acid rain and lightning and winds up to 360 km/h (224 mph). Wear a slicker.

the great(ly weird) man theory of history

*falls down several flights of stairs, breaking multiple bones* ME: *into headset mic* I'm in