Not sure what the plan is. So many interruptions by MPs. Shut the fuck up and let her finish, then moan about it. If kids at school acted like this, they'd be classed a ill mannered scum.

When will Soylent Green be available in the shops?
#CostOfLivingCrisis

ITV Autumn line up:

Squid Game
The Hunger Games
The Running Man
Death Race 2000

Phillip Schofield to present them all.
#ThisMorning

So, what's the odds on Liz lasting until Christmas? Paddy Power Ladbrokes

In the 'sliding doors' scenarios of politics, I wonder what the world would be like if key turning points never happened...

Argentina not invading the Falklands, John Smith not dying, 9/11 being thwarted before it happened?

What is the point of VAR, if the ref doesn't look at all the angles!? Selective viewing yet again by the corrupt Premier League #NUFC will be cheated out of every decision, by shit referees.

Some days, you look at the news and it becomes clear. The world is fucked. There is nothing we can do about it! Freedom, money, opinion, all will be taken from you within the next few years and you'll be told its for the greater good, so punished or banished if you disagree.

Take a random glance at TikTok right now and you'll find video after video of gangs of youths committing open violent crime in London. They know they'll never be caught, as the Met & Khan are both useless, politically driven failures. Fix it before the people do! #LondonCrime

I see the #chemtrails loonies are awake again. It's condensation just like you get on a bathroom mirror after a shower. Nothing more, no conspiracy to make you dumb and manipulative. You have that affliction all by yourselves.

#nipplegate #LintonOnOuse #TorySleaze #ToryLies #ToryCostOfLivingCrisis #energycrisis How many more hashtags? How many more scandals? Can't we just start the revolution now? There's no World Cup this summer, so we may as well do something to entertain ourselves!

#chemtrails explained...

Jets burn fuel at high temperature but fly in very cold air.

Water vapour from the exhaust condenses and forms a contrail. CONdensation TRAIL.

Chemtrails are very different in 2 fundamental yet important ways:

1) They're not real.
2)They're not real.

#OFGEM considering changing the cap every 3 months now.

They're NOT protecting consumers, they're hurting them, while suppliers are making billions in monthly profits.

Are they really independent?

Julia Hartley-Brewer Mike Graham 🇬🇧 TalkTV

From bottom. Led by a fool. Owned by an oaf. To this. Best transformation since Optimus Prime. #NORNEW

The fresh Prince of bellend? #Oscars2022 #WillSmith

24th March...
Boris shunned by NATO.
Rishi borrows a Kia.

Was this day the beginning of the end of the Tories? 🤞
#JohnsonOut59
#SunakOut

The cost of living increases will destroy a lot of people's lives and businesses. If you were a bank, the government would step in a find trillions to help you immediately. You're not though, so don't expect any real help. They're in it for themselves. #ToriesUnfitToGovern

A source close to his family claims Oliver Holt isn't even liked by them, allegedly.

Fuck me, this journalism lark is a piece of piss. You literally get paid for being a loud mouthed wanker. I thought that was reserved for politicians and contestants on The Apprentice.

To all the human rights experts on Twitter, who are now all over #NUFC timelines crying lakes of salty tears over our Saudi owners and desperately trying to compare it to Russia. I'm waiting to see you burning all your Chinese made iPhones, etc. Shut up you twats!

Right, now its up to you, Eddie. The owners have backed you and they will do a lot more in the summer, if you prove to be the tactician we all hope you are. No pressure! #NUFC