"Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you."

"The problem with the world is that the intillegent people are full of doubts and the stupid ones are full of confidence."@ag_edward

"Nostalgia: Aren't we supposed to die in a month or was that cancelled?"Megan Taylor

"Nostalgia: Don't play with her heart, play with her boobs."courtney williams

"Dream List 🌏: Hug harder, laugh louder, smile bigger, love longer."Lisa #comehomenow

Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion? Some of you motherfuckers are lying.

"Survival Tips: Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."Lara #finacc288

"LMAO: I have a condition that makes me eat when I can’t sleep. It’s called Insom-nom-nom-nia."Lara

"Nostalgia: I never make the same mistake twice I make it five or six times just to be sure."Lara #rewrites

"TED: The world can't end on December 21, because we got Christmas on the 25th!"Megan Taylor

"Female Struggles: There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos."Lisa

"LMAO: Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj."@ag_edward

"Survival Tips: Ever have that one person whose presence automatically pisses you off?"Lara #HENIN

"comedytexts!: I want Jimmy Neutron's Brain, Phineas & Ferb's Summer, Timmy Turner's Goldfish"Lara #finacc288

"Survival Tips: When i listen to old songs, the memories hit me."Lisa #spicegirls

"LMAO: You're the human version of crocs."@ag_edward #pleaseneversaythistome

"@ReaICelineDion: Don't talk, just act. Don't say, just show. Don't promise, just prove."

"@WorseThanCrocs: People who don't know the difference between "Your" and "You're"… Are Worse Than Crocs"@ag_edward

"TED: In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people."Megan Taylor #satan

"Funny Tweets™: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr."Megan Taylor