i dont want my fanfiction written by AI i want it written the way god intended: by a deranged freak at 3am with no respect for grammar or human anatomy

It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres

Imagine being so propagandized that you think it’s a bad thing to provide children with food at a place they’re legally obligated to be 8 hours a day

I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution. Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.

Dear Ukraine, I apologize. I’m sorry my country elected someone who works for Putin. Someone who’s on Putin’s side. As long as he is President, America won’t stand with you. Just know tho, that most Americans DO stand with you. Best, A Ukraine-Supporting American Citizen 🇺🇦🇺🇦

The Department of Education suddenly refusing to recognize fields dominated by women and minorities isn’t an accident. It’s discrimination.

The first illegal immigrants.

Anti trans ppl are not welcome here. Ever. Imagine my disgust seeing a pos qrt one of my tweets to add their hateful viewpoint. Gtfo

Whatever Holmes

The fact that there’s a cap on how much money disabled people can make but not a cap on how much billionaires can make is part of what’s wrong with this country.

ICYMI Our Department of Education, which is helmed by a woman connected to a scandal involving child abuse, who was appointed by a man connected to a scandal involving child abuse, is now refusing to recognize the professions of our country’s mandated reporters of… child abuse.

super cool how neurodivergence is a buy one get one free with digestive issues and nobody tells you that until you’ve gone DECADES thinking it’s just a coincidence your tummy gets mad at you and your butt can never make up its mind how it’s gonna work today

Only six more weeks until Christian Nationalists celebrate the birth of a Palestinian baby they wouldn’t even feed

“Girls mature faster” No — girls get punished earlier, blamed earlier, sexualized earlier, and expected to cope earlier.

I'm obsessed

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while? Why???

I am screaming but also terribly afraid to hope.

Happy holidays

The economy in a nutshell